get your belly ready for july

trio of awesomeness

There needs to be an alarm, or at the very least a plane that flies over everywhere on earth with a banner behind it telling people the news about July; July is National Ice Cream Month, July 6th is National Fried Chicken Day, and July 17th is National Hot Dog Day. Why on earth do these days fall during summer months? Doesn’t anyone take into consideration the fact that people will be wearing bathing suits around this time? I mean, most of these things are included in my normal diet (fat kid forever!), but might not be in everyone else’s. I actually had my fair share of friend chicken this week. A generous guest at our party brought two trays of it and there were leftovers. I don’t think I should partake in the July 6th festivities, but you better believe I will make an effort to eat even more ice cream than I already do and eat a frank on July 17th. Pass the sprinkles and the mustard (separately please).