cheesy jokes from the other night, laugh a little

These are the cheese jokes Johanna (from First Aid Kit) told during their show on Friday. She mentioned how silence makes her uncomfortable, so she started telling jokes while her sister Klara tunes her guitar. 

This has nothing to do with the
jokes. I just want a cheese plate.

Question: What kind of cheese is not yours?
Answer: Nacho cheese.

Question: Which cheese would you use to get a bear out of a cave? 
Answer: Camembert.

Question: What was left after the French cheese factory exploded?
Answer: De-Brie.

Question: What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
Answer:  Halloumi.

Question: Which cheese would you use to disguise a horse?
Answer: Mascarpone.