a product for red noses, rudolph stay away

We were at Whole Foods the other night and I was looking for a tub of petroleum jelly because I knew my nose would be red from all the blowing and of course, they didn't have it. The old tub we had, had an expiration date of 2010, so I threw it away a few months ago when I noticed it - big time oops. (Not really sure how it "expires" because it seemed fine to me, but I felt like it had to go with a date on it that was that old.) I haven't needed any for quite some time, but knew it would benefit me greatly to grab some when this little cold of mine began. 

Although Whole Foods didn't have the tub I was used to (typical), they did have Alba Un-Petroleum. I was hesitant to pay seven dollars for something I know costs one dollar in a "normal" grocery store , but I did it anyways...and I am loving it. Because the tube is shaped more like a bottle of suntan lotion, it is making me forget I am sick and instead, making me think I am laying on a chaise lounge in paradise basking in the sunshine. The smell was strange to me at first, but I am beginning to really like it. Being in such a cool bottle, it also makes me feel like I am using Neosporin, rather than a multi-purpose jelly. I love it and I am glad I was brave and decided to try it out.