a sweet and very, very low calorie snack

I was hoping Santa would put some original flavored Chapstick-brand chapstick in my stocking this year and he/she did. To my surprise and delight, he/she also put a stick of Cake Batter flavored Chapstick-brand chapstick in there and let me tell you - it is the greatest chapstick on earth. It reminds me of the birthday cake ice cream they sell a few streets away from our home at Nancy's Ice Cream Parlor. The ice cream is florescent yellow with a bright blue swirl of awesomeness and round rainbow sprinkles inside. It is heaven, and when I am too cold to enjoy a frosty treat, this chapstick does a great job of satisfying all of my sugary cravings. Hello zero calories and tastes delicious - I think I finally found the secret to snacking! Do yourself a favor and keep those lips silky smooth with the best tasting chapstick around and remember to apply it heavy, so your lips are still covered in lip balm after you eat off the first layer.