the silliest names ever

the film setting is orange-ish,
my skin isn't really that color.

I can't believe I posted a photograph of my toes, but there they are. I got them painted and pampered today along with my nails. (We are going on vacation Tuesday and they will be seeing sun. I am sure the other people on the beach will thank me.) 

My toes are painted a shiny copper color called Sequin Sash (essie brand).  My nails are painted a pale peach color called Suzi Sells Sushi by the Seashore (OPI). What I want to know is who is in charge of naming these things? My favorite color that I own is called Celebrity Bash (a super dark red color). Some of my other favorites include:  Chubby Cheeks, Brownie Points, Adore-a-Ball, San Tan-tonio, Mauving to Manitoba, French Quarter for Your Thoughts, Mimosas for Mr. and Mrs., and Uh-oh Roll Down the Window.